BIG Dipper: Did I Shave my Legs for This?

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... another day closer to eternity

Wednesday, October 13, 2004

Did I Shave my Legs for This?

See through skirts ~ Good idea..on the right person.

Panoramic Sydney ~ Magnificent

Make your own band ~ Minutes of fun

I love Country music, in fact I love any type of music. Country is best enjoyed in the hot Texas air but you can admire their titles anywhere. Here are a few of my favourites ~

Her Teeth Was Stained, But Her Heart Was Pure.

I Gave Her My Heart And A Diamond And She Clubbed Me With A Spade

If I Can't Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number Two On You

If You Leave Me, Can I Come Too?

Mommy, Can I Still Call Him Daddy?

Jesus Loves Me But He Can't Stand You

My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend, And I Sure Do Miss Him.

Still Miss You Baby, But My Aim's Gettin' Better

Velcro Arms, Teflon Heart.

Would Jesus Wear A Rolex On His Television Show?

Your Negligee Has Turned To Flannel Nightgowns

You're The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly.

I'd Rather Hear A Fat Girl Fart Than A Pretty Boy Sing

I Knew I'd Hit Rock Bottom When I Woke Up On Top Of You.

countrysongtitles.com

1 Comments:

boabhan sith said...

LOL...I fucking love those.

16/6/05 3:21 pm