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... another day closer to eternity

Friday, October 29, 2004

Would you like fries with that?

"A man gazing at the stars is at the mercy of
the puddles in the road. "



The Dualers ~ Buskers in UK charts at no.21

Kill Yourself Like a Man ~ If you have to..

Alternate Universe ~ Grandparents heads swapped with babies.

First the Lord made man in the Garden of Eden.
Then he said to himself, "There's something he's needing' ."
After casting about for a suitable pearl,

He kept messing around and created a girl.
Two beautiful legs, so long and so slender,

Round, slim, and firm, and ever so tender.
Two lovely hips to increase his desire,

And rounded and firm to bring out the fire.
Two lovely breasts, so full and so proud,

Commanding his eyes, as he whispers aloud.
Two lovely arms, just aching to bless you,

And two loving hands, to soothe and caress you.
Soft, cascading hair hung down over her shoulder,

And two dreamy eyes, just to make him grow bolder.
'Twas made for a man, just to make his heart sing.

Then he added a mouth and f***ed up the whole thing.
It's just a joke


3 Comments:

Blogger Jerrika said...

Ouch!!! that looks very painful!

Love the pictures on your site. Thanks for your comments on my blog. Just thought I would return the favour by paying your blogs a visit too.

Hi from Canada!

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Blogger Hoodia said...

Help me Dude, I think I'm lost..... I was searching for Elvis and somehow ended up in your blog, but you know I'm sure I saw him in a car lot yesterday, which is really strange because the last time I saw him was in the supermarket. No honest really, he was right there in front of me, next to the steaks singing "Love me Tender". He said to me (his lip was only slightly curled) "Boy, you need to get yourself a San Diego cosmetic surgery doctor ,to fit into those blue suede shoes of yours. But Elvis said in the Ghetto nobody can afford a San Diego plastic surgery doctor. Dude I'm All Shook Up said Elvis. I think I'll have me another cheeseburger. Then I'm gonna go round and see Michael Jackson and we're gonna watch a waaaay cool make-over show featuring some Tijuana dentists on the TV in the back of my Hummer. And then he just walked out of the supermarket singing. . . "You give me love and consolation,
You give me strength to carry on " Strange day or what? :-)

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