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... another day closer to eternity

Wednesday, November 17, 2004

You'll never get to heaven in a Baked Bean tin...

"You can live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to
live to be a hundred.

I found this on another blog and thought I would share. Not sure of the blogging rules but click here to visit their blog and see some more :
  • Universal Truths
    Triangular sandwiches taste better than square ones.
    At the end of every party there is always a girl crying
    You're never quite sure whether it's against the law or not to have a fire in your backyard.
    Nobody ever dares make cup-a-soup in a bowl.
    Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
    You always feel a bit scared when petting horses.
    Everyone always remembers the day a dog ran into their school.
    The most embarrassing thing you can do as a schoolchild is to call your teacher mom or dad.
    The smaller the monkey the more it looks like it would kill you at the first given opportunity.
    Some days you see lots of people on crutches.
    Every guy has at some stage while taking a pee, flushed halfway through and then raced against the flush.
    Old women with mobile phones look wrong.
    It's impossible to look cool while picking up a Frisbee.
    Driving through a tunnel makes you feel excited.
    Old ladies can eat more than you think.
    You can't respect a man who carries a dog.
    There's no panic like the panic you momentarily feel when you've got your hand or head stuck in something.
    You never run out of salt.


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