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... another day closer to eternity

Monday, November 22, 2004

Eat your greens..

"There's a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot. "







Bullfighting Dangers ~ The last thing she thought would happen.

Funny, funny ~ clip from Whose line is it... USA

Granny Skydiving ~ Check out the slow motion bit at the end.

right-click and 'save target as' if you want to download clips above.

October Archives ~ check out my old content....if you want


Thursday, November 18, 2004

Been around the world and I, I, I.....

"Traditions are group efforts to keep the unexpected from
happening.
"





FA Suspensions ~ No use to anyone but I found it strangely interesting (shoot me).

Dodgy Footy Shirts ~ Oh...my....God!

Poop stunts ~ It is a cartoon but could offend the incontinent.




Wednesday, November 17, 2004

You'll never get to heaven in a Baked Bean tin...

"You can live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to
live to be a hundred.
"

I found this on another blog and thought I would share. Not sure of the blogging rules but click here to visit their blog and see some more :
  • Universal Truths
    Triangular sandwiches taste better than square ones.
    At the end of every party there is always a girl crying
    You're never quite sure whether it's against the law or not to have a fire in your backyard.
    Nobody ever dares make cup-a-soup in a bowl.
    Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
    You always feel a bit scared when petting horses.
    Everyone always remembers the day a dog ran into their school.
    The most embarrassing thing you can do as a schoolchild is to call your teacher mom or dad.
    The smaller the monkey the more it looks like it would kill you at the first given opportunity.
    Some days you see lots of people on crutches.
    Every guy has at some stage while taking a pee, flushed halfway through and then raced against the flush.
    Old women with mobile phones look wrong.
    It's impossible to look cool while picking up a Frisbee.
    Driving through a tunnel makes you feel excited.
    Old ladies can eat more than you think.
    You can't respect a man who carries a dog.
    There's no panic like the panic you momentarily feel when you've got your hand or head stuck in something.
    You never run out of salt.


Tuesday, November 16, 2004

Blah, blah, blah

"America had often been discovered before Columbus,but it had
always been hushed up.
"




Jet Blast ~ The same effect can happen from eating too many beans.

Bouncy Titanic ~ Watch out for sharp ice cubes.

The new Band Aid - Do they know it's Christmas? song is out today. It got played for the first time at 8am. It is to mark 20 years since the first one and has some new 'stars' in the line up. The songs starts off OK with Chris Martin of Coldplay singing first lines, Dido chips in next but when it comes to Bono's line 'Tonight thank God it's them instead of you', which he sings with such feeling on the original, I must report that 20 years on, old Bono doesn't come up to scratch. It may be he was told to tone it down to fit in with the more 'pop' style of this version but I can't help thinking that the old boy has lost the 'edge'. After that it is downhill with a rap (of all things) by Dizzy Rascal, a British rapper (more likely to be involved in drive-by slappings than shootings). The rap is segwayed in between original lines and sounds as bad as you think. The chorus then chimes in with 90 odd pretentious wannabees warbling over a Darkness schreeching guitar. The least said about the end the better. It just peters out to a clanging crashing noise which reminded me of a class of 6 year olds hitting anything they can get their hands on. In a word, disappointing.


 
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